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May 19th, 2005

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09:20 am
Thought you all might get a kick out of this Funny.
A NON scrapper friend of mine sent it to me.
I think it is pretty accurate! haha.

Wife says to husband...
"Look - I got invited to a 'party' and I won't have to buy a basket, or
jewelry, or candles, or even another plastic container!

This party is different because I'm going to MAKE a page for a scrapbook!

I'm going to learn how to put all those pictures we keep in a box into a
photo album that will last lifetimes!"

FOR YEARS AFTERWARDS what can be heard in the home:

-"How much can a pair of scissors cost? And why do you need an entire
cutting system if you bought scissors?"

-"The photo album was HOW MUCH? You HAD to get a paper trimmer too?
Then please tell me ..what are the scissors for?"

-"How many magazines do you need to buy to be INSPIRED? And what's with all
this paper?"

-"You want what for your birthday? A xyron? What the heck is a xyron?"

-"I don't understand why you need a digital camera. The 35mm I bought after
college works just fine."

-"OUCH!!!! I just stepped on one of your %&*(*&% eyelets! "

-"MORE paper? You haven't even used up what you got already!"

-"First the camera, then the printer, what's next a scanner?"

-"I see..so if we get these target cubes you'll be able to see the paper you
have and then you won't have to buy anymore?"

-"Son, how many times have I told you - You CANNOT play with MOMMY's

-"I don't get it ..why do we have to go to Lowes to get paint chips if we
aren't doing any painting around here?"

-"Don't worry sweetie..we won't tell Mommy you borrowed her stickers to make
Barbie look pretty."

-"You had a 40% off coupon and you still spent over $100??"

-"What do you need all this yarn for? You don't even knit! Do you?"

-"No dear. I do not know how to scan and stitch. Maybe someone on YOUR
message board can help you there."

-"Who took Daddy's sandpaper?"

-"It's 11PM. Isn't that layout done YET?"

-"Shhh..don't tell Daddy that Mommy borrowed his sandpaper."

-"Yes, I guess we can stop at that cute little scrapbook store during our

-"You're going to take a crap? I meant going to a crop... nevermind."


-"So who is this Becky Higgins and what's the big deal about her? She an
actress or something?"

-"I thought you already had a sewing machine. So what's this one for?"

-"No..I've never printed on vellum before..YES..I can help you figure out
the right printer settings..but what the heck is vellum?"

-"Queen of the week doesn't mean you won't still make dinner, right?
Right? Whew."

-"You just joined a what? A swap? I'm really happy for you honey."

And the hardest one of all...

-"Where did all these boxes of pictures come from...I thought you were going
to put them all in a scrapbook! "

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[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
Hahah! Good one!
[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
I was laughing my head off... I am sure I have been though a lot of these... including stamping ones as well with Ken.
[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC)
Thank goodness Andy has never actually viewed my mess. He prefers to think I have only a few things. Yeah, right. I scared him the other day when I said I needed two more Iris carts. He said isn't that what I said the last time? Oh c'mon, it's been months. Obviously, I've bought more stamps since then. Hahahah!

[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
You crack me up! You just wait til the two of you finially figure out a living arraingement, and move in together! Hahahaa... Boy will He be in for a suprise!
[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, my art stuff is going to be a fire hazard! We would really need a 4 bedroom place. One for a bedroom, one computer room, one for my studio and the other one for my clothes, shoes and erm, my handbags!
[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)

Oh my god......
so freaking funny!!
[User Picture]
Date:May 19th, 2005 06:00 pm (UTC)
I'm really trying not to accumulate more stuff (as I buy more and more things!). The local women's shelter might be receiving several donations from me this year instead of my yearly donation.

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